The Buck-a-roo

In feudal Japan, samurais believed in complete focus on on their goals. Training for days at a time. Employing incredible weight training regimes, speed and stealth practice and the ability to stay awake days at a time. They would have great reprisals for the failure of these training tasks, as how could one be trusted to do in battle what he can't do in training. None of the punishments as harsh as that for falling asleep. All available loose objects would be placed on top of the samurai pinning him for days at a time for his failure to adhere to the code.

The ancient practice has been passed through the ages. This practice has been commonly colloquially known as Buck-a-roo-ing. In the ancient tongue pronounced 'Bakruji oo'.

The common day objective is to place as much debris on the friend who has passed out as possible. Books, coats, tables, bikes, surfboards and clothesline hangers.

The Guiness World Record for person most
Buck-a-roo'D is Andrew Davie. YAY! He has been
buck-a-aroo'D 475 times in 132 days yay!! That is three times more than anyone on the planet. YAY!!!

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Memorable 'BUCK-A-ROOS'

7.Andrew Davie the buck-a-roo master has received argubly the biggest buckaroo in history bits and pieces were borrowed from everywhere, Jimbo borrowed the infamous double dong borrowed from the guys at erotic island, Dave borrowed a clothes rack from Chris and Nick borrowed 5 pounds from Jimbo, although this was anunrelated matter. Andy was photographed with a huge rubber cock sticking out of his mouth. Many have unfairly speculated that on his birthday drinks night last week that he wasn't really that drunk and that he in fact quite enjoyed it. These reports have been furiously denied by the Buck-a-roo society head and consider all accusations unfair and unjust, in fact the opposite, completely true.

6.Alex McMillian recieves awake Buck-A-Roo. Public response inturn creates the need of the 'Organisation for humane Buckaroo-ing'.

5. Andy Davie with candle alight atop mountainous debris.

4. Chamma-langa-ding-dong with clothes frame atop the debris.

3. Megan dissapears.

2. Andy's you tube video.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1IJORYRBc_c
copy and paste above.

1.''You've got da goo!'' -James Campbell to crazy random pass out girl in Nick's flat. This holds record at speed buck-a-rooing. Full body dissapear 'Rooing completeted in 90seconds.

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