Wednesday, 23 January 2008

'Celebrity toe nail clippings'


http://gawker.com/news/end-times/buy-celebrity-nail-clippings-257577.php

For any body interested. Over on 'The Gawker' they are advertising for stalkey stalker types who have been blessed with skills in the mathematic arts to use their talents affectivley to be able to finally use these for their desire to appropriate some celebrity toes nail clippings'. The lady in question is wanting to procure tutoring for her son for the clippings. The celebrity toenail clippings in stock are from the podiatry perfection of Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz and Beyonce. Faaaantastic.

Monday, 22 October 2007